So I suppose that I've created quite the controversy over my photo shopped picture at Disney in the previous post. Goodness gracious, we all know that I was never intending to cause folks to get in such an uproar. Especially over something so silly as a naked picture of myself in Minnie's house.
Since today is Friday, I'm making it up to all of you. We all know Friday's around here are Naked Fridays. This particular Naked Friday finds Nakedjen still on her tour across America and somewhere in the suburbs of Washington, D.C. In fact, if any of you can tell me precisely where I'm standing in this picture, I'll give you a prize. I'll send you a batch of Clyde's Cookies, those yummy vegan organic chocolate chip creations that kept Clyde and I happy and fed while we toured with the Grateful Dead.
I had NeverNakedBeth (my Mormon sister) take these photos just a few moments ago. I had her take two. One with clothes, one without. We waved to the traffic while I disrobed. She was certain that we were going to be arrested. I assured her that we'd simply tell the officers that we were doing a photo shoot for Nakedjen and all would be well. Since no one even really noticed, I'm beginning to think this whole naked in public thing is just becoming rather ho hum and passe.
Anyway, tomorrow I am on my way to NYC. To see Bakerina among others. And to get in some very deserved and needed retail therapy. My visit to North Carolina was filled with drama the likes of which none of us has seen in quite a while. When you mix my father, Albert, with Nakedjen what you get is fireworks. Bigger than any you'll ever see at Disney. Trust me.
By the way, it's my friend GraceD's 50th birthday today. If you're feeling at all generous, please go over there and wish her a very happy next 50
years, as well. I just know she's going to live FOREVER.
hey jen,
can you email me those pictures to james_-@hotmail.co.uk so i can show my friends i am normal always being naked
Posted by: nakedjames | 21 March 2006 at 01:20 PM
Looks like Great Falls to me. Is it?
Posted by: Gail | 14 June 2005 at 09:57 PM
How sad is the utter glee with which some of these folks pointed out your fake-o photo. Geesh. Can't we all just get along? And have some fun while we're doing so??
Being the verbose individual you know me to be, I always have tons I can and want to say. But I'm going to make this short, sweet, and to the point: I adore you!
xoxoxox,
~ Homegirl and Sweet Homebabygirl
Posted by: Homegirl | 13 June 2005 at 08:51 PM
I hope you're coming to Blogher - we shall persuade everyone to take their clothes off for a tremendous group photo!
Posted by: badgerbag | 12 June 2005 at 04:15 PM
Hey. I just found your site through BoingBoing. I adore your nakedness. I'm glad to know you are out there posing naked for pictures. I'm going to be NakedMelanie on my blog some NakedFriday now.
Blessings on you and the NakedMan.
Posted by: | 12 June 2005 at 04:32 AM
...hahahahahahahaha - fanbloodytastic, you rock :^)...gotta lurve all those comments on the previous post...
...anypoo, with my fantastic knowledge of americaland and my ability to work out the exact longditudinal and latitudinal coordinates thanks to hacking into several satellites - I can state with all certainty that you are stood precisely in front of the sign...well, when I say precisely - in one picture you are a bit to the left and in the other a bit to the right :^)...
[unless you photoshop-ed the sign in :^)]
Posted by: billy | 12 June 2005 at 02:29 AM
I just realized you me and bakerina were all out together and not one freakin' picture, and certainly not a naked one, in Lush! Lord what an oversight! And I bet you we would have gotten a product discount.
Posted by: bunni | 11 June 2005 at 04:56 PM
Are you gonna try to find Naked Cowboy again in NYC? LOL
Wish you were coming up this way so you can take naked pics with Naked A & B. LOL
Posted by: BrendaS | 11 June 2005 at 11:57 AM
I just wished GraceD happy B-day, but I think I am a day late. anywhooo. I am looking at your map and I can't seem to figure which road you are on. You wrote over it with a big black line. You must be at the Vohra Family adopt a Highway sign...on some road that is paved and has lots of plant life. ooo I love chocolate chips. Have fun on the way to NY. It is africa hot out....:-)
Posted by: hbd | 10 June 2005 at 10:25 PM
I've spent the last couple days reading your archives and looking at your pictures - you had my fantasy wedding, faeries and all! And my three-year-old said, when she saw the wedding cake, "That's my favorite, favorite cake. It's my FAVORITE."
Ditto. Gotcha blogrolled. =)
Posted by: Shylah | 10 June 2005 at 08:37 PM
Um... you okay, jen?
Posted by: Ted Realto | 10 June 2005 at 07:12 PM