BBC Apprentice Scoop!

So I don't know how many of you are watching the BBC's Apprentice, but I do know I have quite a few readers who do happen to live across the pond in my most favorite city of all.  Anyway, I've got a bit of juicy gossip about one of the contestants, Michelle.  We all know I like to scoop and snark with the very best of them and it just so happens that one of my best mates happens to be Michelle's neighbor.  I just got this bit straight from him:

The lady that lives above us is called Michelle. She walks like a little baby elephant (ie noisily). But that is not the point. She is on the BBC’s version of the Apprentice. And not only that, she is in the final… She told me… She currently works for the company she hopes to be employed in… (Amstrad)… Anyhow, the show is a moderately big deal here (4 million or so watch)… My work colleagues said I should tell one of tabloid newspapers what I know… I also know she “shagged” one of the other contestants. But I don’t want to say anything about that because that is her private life. Whereas working early for the company is just plain silly and anybody at that company could see that… So I rang up the paper and they offered me £500 for the info (they offered me “thousands” for the shagging story, but I said no)… So now I am waiting to see if they publish the story. But I feel reeeeeeally bad… And I am praying they don’t mention me (they promised they wouldn’t). All the stress I put myself under is not worth the money. And I also realise the paper won’t leave me alone if they do publish the story… But they have to prove what I said is right first… And if they can prove it, they could have worked it out themselves. Plus she has told lots of people. But I still feel bad!

So there you have it, folks.  An Apprentice scoop.  Shagging other contestants and working early for her intended employer!  You heard it here first, folks.  Don't say that Nakedjen doesn't have her finger on the pulse of pop culture.  Or at least she has friends who do.  Har!

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[hadanymexican]

hi, i never heard from you??? maybe u dun care for the name dave anymore??? so call me "the mexican"....woooooo hooooooo

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